clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

(Source: sodaking, via newperfectarea)

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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Now That's What I Call Polka!
"Weird Al" Yankovic / Mandatory Fun

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

(Source: vladmasters, via ikedathespookyborn)

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